This is Bob the plant. He is our current IT manager at Fake Company Inc. He has worked here for 10 years. Bob is also currently the head of Janiorial services here, seeing as we're a bit short of hand.
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This is Bob the plant. He is our current IT manager at Fake Company Inc. He has worked here for 10 years. Bob is also currently the head of Janiorial services here, seeing as we're a bit short of hand.
This is Ted B. the bear. He is the Head of Security at Fake Company Inc. Ever since he got his promotion to the Head of Security, he has said that he has been a lot happier with the additional pay raise and title. He has stopped more cyber attacks on this company than our 4 previous Heads of Security did combined. He is also 20 years old, and 2'5".
This is Water A. Bottle. He is the current director of HR. He was just hired in November of 2020. He had 3 years of experience in HR in Really Fake Company Inc. So far, there have been a drastic drop of cases reported to HR. He has already won employee of the week in the first week of his arrival
This is Calc Ator. He is the oldest employee of our company. He has been working here since we first opened in 1982. He has had multiple jobs in our company, from starting off as the cafeteria worker, but now he works as the CEO of our company. Under his control, our company has increased our profit by 900% in the last 10 years.
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